Considered brining the turkey, but decided it was too much work and am watching Lost instead.

My cab just played chicken with a bus and won. However, I crapped my pants.

RT @doubleclick: Google to acquire Teracent. Welcome Vikas, Chip, and the rest of the team! http://bit.ly/82saDv

Forgot kid’s lunch at home but remembered to pick up Starbucks for myself. Time to call protective services.

What’s a worse sign, that you run out of vermouth, or you decide that you don’t really need it anyway?

High class? Now BI is really full of it. http://www.businessinsider.com/low-level-hah-ari-paparo-rules-2009-11

Gartner wonders what happened to Atlas? http://blogs.gartner.com/andrew_frank/2009/11/19/will-microsoft-exit-the-ad-server-business/

Low level my ass. http://bit.ly/1fCWck

With a bunch of brilliant Google engineers who apparently don’t know the rules to bingo.

Observation: all Indian people like Mexican food. Why no fusion? (@ Tortilla Flats in NYC) http://bit.ly/4zgweV

RT @joebobatl @BW_Comm: IAB Releases “Vast 2.0,” Streamlines Process of Serving Digital Vid’ http://bit.ly/482PlE #iabnet

A summary of VAST 2.0 over on my (rarely updated) blog: http://bit.ly/1FIlVK

It’s Momofuku day at the Google cafeteria. Hard life.

Here’s the link to the VAST 2.0 docs directly. Feel free to DM me if you have questions or concerns! http://www.iab.net/vast

RT @doubleclick: More publishers tools on Google Ad Planner: Subdomains, Google Analytics data, and a badge for your website. http://bit …