September 2009
45 posts
Little girl has mani/pedi station in playground. Only $1 cheap!
Couldn’t imagine a nicer day to be in Washington Square playground
Also sighted today: woman nodded off head first into a plate of french fries.
Took kid to Molly’s pub. Not very kid friendly. Waitress: “here’s a bic pen, maybe he wants to draw or something”
Saw Naked Cowboy in Times Square. Explaining why funny to kid: a) tushie-saddle issues; b) lasso-penis entanglement.
Dad morning taking care of kids ends with first aid.
New shoes make me feel like a bad-ass despite reality that I am middle manager with two kids.
Coming home from Belizian chocolate/sustainable farming fund raiser. Ate too many pigs in blanket. Way too many. Not sustainable.
Starbucks app for iPhone. Yay!
Wife has started to refer to me as “Mr. Google” and not in a complimentary way.
Just crossed the fine line between sluggish and jittery.
At ikea. Low blood sugar. Need meatball.
Using #rememberthemilk to track restaurants I want to try and songs I need to download. I’m organizized!
Bought Wall Street Journal twice in airport. I’m tired.
Driving behind a Tesla with license plate “SOL POW”
Waiting for end of all day meeting so I can scoot up to SF and get some high quality sushi
Homeless guy pretended gas station was full service to con me out of tip.
Eating a large amount of meat.
Best article on the Adobe-Omniture deal: http://bit.ly/rY8yY
How many clicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsiepop?
RT @vconstable Ari from Doubleclick talks fast but does a convincing job our showing they’re hot with new developments #imediasummit
Three cups of coffee and brain fog has finally lifted.
Leaving San Diego under the cover of darkness like a Navy SEAL. Only in a cab not a zodiak. And no one is shooting at me.
3 hours to presentation and 1 demo works, 1 doesn’t unless I’m on a VPN*, and 1 doesn’t load at all. *Of course I can’t login to the VPN.
Two demos working. Hotel doesn’t support VPN (whah?) so third is hosed. Will entertain audience with interpretive dance about ad serving.
Off to San Diego via Chicago. Must sleep on plane!
Prepping for iMedia demos tomorrow evening in San Diego. Nothing is working…
Funniest part of having a baby is when you turn your back and suddenly they are somewhere unusual. http://yfrog.com/0ls6mrj
Just used a lot of gasoline to get a little coffee.
Drinking Chianti from our honeymoon to accompany pizza. Aged pretty well in our kitchen.
Republican rebuttal might be intelligent, but I wouldn’t know. Just staring at this dude’s a) tiny head; or b) enormous shirt and tie
First vacation day with colleagues at work. Got plus or minus 10 annoying, urgent emails. Am ignoring them.
Toddler is bored by TV show, says “daddy, this is like the news!”
The History Channel just referred to alchemy as a “science”.
Watched Wizard of Oz. Can’t believe how much Peter Jackson stole for Return of the King
They should call this attraction “terrified bunnies flee from your toddler” instead of the less accurate “bunnie mansion”
Family is asleep. I’m going jogging on the beach.
Heading to vacation with the family. I think everyone else on the LIE had the same idea.
Trying to eat a steak with two forks. Metaphor anyone?
Niche site alert: http://www.headsethotties.com/ (SFW)
Keep starting then deleting status updates after realizing that no one gives a shit what I’m doing.
Connecting flight from Philadelphia to Detroit?! Who takes that route? The salvaged copper-crack vial trade?
I’ve got a large amount of potatoes that I need to get rid of I’m the next 15 minutes.
The LinkedIn iPhone app is totally useless. Oh wait, so is the website.
RT @nate_elliott new blog post: surprising findings from the doubleclick rich media report http://ow.ly/nBPK