July 2009
58 posts
Tried to buy iPhone but couldn’t get the attention of a genius so left empty-handed.
Jul 31st
All of New York smells like low tide.
Jul 31st
Coming to the realization that I need an iPhone (note, just because I’m a geek does not mean I am an early adopter).
Jul 30th
Having beer at bar who’s motto is “all sports all the time.”
Jul 30th
Donovan Data Systems integrated into DFA6: http://bit.ly/Qnw7N
Jul 30th
Born 1970: Rotary phone. My kids born 2006/8: Full screen video conference cross-country on laptops over wifi while walking between rooms.
Jul 29th
Epic jog. Lost in hills of Los Altos. Awesome view. Fought off Mt. Lion. Houses up there are phat.
Jul 29th
Fake Steve had me hysterically shaking with laughter: http://bit.ly/Zqlcn
Jul 28th
Eating Lucky Charms(tm) for breakfast.
Jul 28th
Rented a Ford Focus. They give them out in Happy Meals too.
Jul 28th
Does anyone care about my flight delay? Or my cruddy airline? Anyone?
Jul 27th
“Irregardless” got people worked up! @grahamsmith disparaging tangents amuses me. @xoxoANP: they don’t talk right in Indiana.
Jul 27th
American Airlines Admirals Club: no free wifi, no free drinks. Should call it Ensign’s Club.
Jul 27th
Just read a product FAQ doc that uses “irregardless”. Not cool.
Jul 27th
On way home from the Island. Billy Joel on the radio.
Jul 27th
90 min paying medical bills. Mailing 15 envelopes. Will have to fax 15 bills to insurance. Clearly no room for cost reduction here…
Jul 25th
Somehow turned the movie “300” into an uplifting bedtime story for the kid.
Jul 24th
Deposition went well. Answers depend on how you define “is”. Plus the difference between QuickBlink, Blink-It, BlinkBar, and Blinker.
Jul 24th
Off to give a deposition…about bookmarks. Wish me luck.
Jul 23rd
Sure, 5AM seems like a logical time for a baby to be up.
Jul 23rd
Watching Lost season 1 on DVD. My favorite part is the blurry logo treatment intro.
Jul 23rd
The Manhattan Airport Foundation →
I agree entirely. Pave Central Park and put in a usable airport.
Jul 22nd
Amex card activation doesn’t work on Safari. They spent $5+ on a luxurious cardmember welcome kit! So many ways your funnel can leak…
Jul 19th
On giving kids cookies or treats for good behavior @dorielp says: “it’s not a bribe, it’s a celebration.”
Jul 18th
Hate it when cabbies ask me which route I want to take. You’re a paid professional, tell me what route to take!
Jul 17th
Back in NY. Gotta say the weather has a lot to be desired after a couple of days in CA.
Jul 17th
Guy in airport in front of me stopped mid-setence, put cell in xray machine, went through, then picked up phone and continued conversation.
Jul 16th
At Facebook HQ, feel like I should update my status. Respect!
Jul 16th
Health Care debate is baffling: Do Republicans and big business realize that universal coverage benefits them disproportionately?
Jul 16th
RT @biglerism At first I thought this was viral marketing by GOOG, until DCLK guy walks in: http://bit.ly/RnBsA <- Is that @bkane?
Jul 16th
Almost burned down the GOOG cafeteria in unfortunate bagel-toaster incident. My days in Mountainview are surely numbered.
Jul 15th
Hate to say it, but I *love* driving to work. Would probably get tired if I had to do it every day.
Jul 15th
RT @dozbatasks in gmail? I predict that within 10 years, gmail will become a javascript impl of emacs.
Jul 15th
Bumper sticker on 101: “My golden retriever is smarter than your honor student”
Jul 14th
Apparently Hertz now rents go-carts. Otherwise known as a Suzuki.
Jul 14th
OMG my seatmate to SFO is some kind of hyper yoga teacher lunatic in tattoos and spandex. Pray for me.
Jul 13th
Delicious irony: TSA employee behind me in line at airport store, complaining “why is there only one line, its too slow, etc.”
Jul 13th
The problem with being able to do the work of ten normal men is scheduling the meetings that ten normal men are expected to attend.
Jul 13th
Called #311 for the first time to report beehive in playground. Answer “bees are a part of nature and will not be removed.”
Jul 12th
Oh no! A bird pooped on my kid in the playground!
Jul 12th
Someone just rang up a one thousand dollar tab at CVS.
Jul 11th
As of today I’ve worked at DoubleClick for five years. Wow, I used to be the “new guy”!
Jul 10th
Momofuku Ssam Bar is the bomb. And yes, I know that all my updates are about food…
Jul 9th
I think I just got bit by a mosquito in my cubicle.
Jul 9th
Watching Heavy Metal on Netflix. Hereby withdraw my earlier comment about Flash Gordon being weirdest movie out of Hollywood.
Jul 9th
Just has a dish that blew my mind, the “tower of power”: salmon sashimi, avocado, peanuts, asparagus slivers, spicy carrot dressing
Jul 9th
Speaking at Acceleration agency day about trends in tech. Where’s @sjpretorius ?
Jul 8th
On my own until friday (no @dorielp or kids). Most exciting thing I can think to do is play loud music. Any suggestions for the bachelor?
Jul 8th
My first experience with the Hampton Jitney! Excitement ended when a really fat dude sat next to me and tried to drum up conversation.
Jul 7th
How did Dan Zane get into my workout playlist?
Jul 6th